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by Whit Blanke
Post Cleveland Editor
December 4, 2010 |
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by Cynthia Figgler
Post Cleveland Reporter
posted via iPhone 12-4-10 @ 7:32 pm
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by Daniel Randolph
Post Cleveland Reporter
posted via iPhone 12-4-10 @ 7:38 pm |
I'll say it-
I love the snow!
I love the freshly-fallen snow covering the landscape of Ohio.
I love the way it looks in the backyard.
I love the way it crunches under my Lincoln Town Car's tires as I drive around looking at Christmas lights.
I love seeing how Clevelanders decorate their homes and businesses while listening to Christmas music.
Don't you just love the holiday music- in the stores, elevators, on the radio, even on hold on the phone.
I can't believe some people take all of this holiday beauty for granted.
Enjoy the magic, grinches!
I think I might skip proofing tomorrow's copy and go see how they decorated Public Square and the Rock Hall.
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Why do people who've lived here all their lives forget how to drive every winter?
The first time it snows everyone get drivers-ed-amenisia.
They're making me late to meet- uh, a source.
Yeah, a source for a story. That's it.
It's bad enough that Winter in Ohio is a cess pool of seasonal depression.
Or that it turns into Christmas the day after Thanksgiving.
Do I have to listen to Christmas music EVERYWHERE I go?
To top that off, I'm stuck behind an old man in a Town Car going 18 miles an hour in a 35 just because there's a half-inch of snow on the ground.
What is this dick doing?
Is he looking at Christmas lights?
FUCK!
He's going to leave before I get there! I already cancelled on him once.
I need this, dammit!
Oh, screw it.
Probably just some idiot in a Christmas tie, anyway.
I guess I'll go home to my husband.
I hate Ohio in December.
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I knew it.
I knew there was no chance things could be going my way.
No way I could be getting into something meaningful.
I've been corresponding with a woman I met online.
I haven't even seen what she looks like yet, but I thought we had a real connection.
We agreed to meet tonight on what would essentially be a blind date.
She's already a half hour late.
I don't think she's coming. And this is the second time she stood me up.
It figures.
Once I like someone, there's zero chance she'll recipricate.
I get too nervous.
Even tonight, I got here 15 minutes early, waited nearly an hour and I'm still worried about what she'll think of my Christmas sweater.
I've got no game lately.
Well, there's one lady I always flirt with, but she's married.
She seems to be giving me the green light, but I don't want the drama at work.
You know what- screw it.
It's about time I got mine, even if it's someone else's. And screw this internet bitch. I'm going to go block her account.
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